It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses

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It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses

Postby *Princess* » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:59 am

Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks.
"Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage."
"Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow."


Such an insult! :shock:
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Postby nonstop » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:34 am

Your signature is funnier than that story! :wink:
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Postby *Princess* » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:21 pm

Yeah I like my sig too. It fits me well :wink:


BTW, ggs to all of you who put up with my noob ass last night. Was alot of fun as always. I lub Ti! You guys rock.


Hubbs....I'll get you my pretty, and yur ghey ass flak cannon too :roll:
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Postby Rom » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:51 pm

and we lubs you Princess,I know you for a so long time now,that i can only say that you are so cool,so nice,and....ok i have to stop now or biggy will be jealous :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Postby nonstop » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:52 pm

Rom wrote:and we lubs you Princess,I know you for a so long time now,that i can only say that you are so cool,so nice,and....ok i have to stop now or biggy will be jealous :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:


or del and gitm will give you a black eye! :lol:
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Postby Rom » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:58 pm

lol
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Postby Hoss » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:09 pm

In Texas the cows back up against the fence for you - get a wife to do that!
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Postby -Jeta- » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:03 pm

Hoss speaks from experience apparently!
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Postby dXII][Pa » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:39 am

Hoss wrote:In Texas the cows back up against the fence for you - get a wife to do that!


To me that reads "in Texas, we have our wifes fenced in".


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Postby Hoss » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:21 pm

Hey the men R men and the sheep R skerred here. :lol:
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