Postby *Princess* » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:44 am
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals, a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couples wedding night. The carpenter would saw the slats of their bed, the electrician would wire the bed, but the dentist wouldn't comment but wore a sly grin.
The wedding went as planned and a few days later, each received a note." Dear friends,
We didn't mind the bed slats sawed, the elctric shock was only a minor setback, but I swear
to God Almight, I'm going to kill whoever put novocain in the K-Y jelly. 
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-- Catherine Zandonella
