The blond joke to end them all (From the D12 site)

[Avaris]

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over
here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure it out
or how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the
puzzle. She let him in
and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the
box. He turned to
her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger.

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice
cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,

.... "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the
box."