Ahhh users

[Dr.Feelgood]

So, my first call of the day today at work (I work for Xerox, who does the tech support for a state sponsored home schooling program via the net) (http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2000/0 ... sroom.html)

My first call of the day was what was apparently a dead USB modem. So I spent about a half hour over the phone with a little punk, who, quite frankly, needed a good beating. I finally give up on the modem and write it off as a loss and get the info to send him a new one. I tell him he's gonna be out of action for a few days to a week until the new modem arrives. He tells his mother this, and his mother, loud and clear thanks to a booming voice says, and I am not shitting you....

"He's lyin to you son, he's just tryin to keep the black man down!"
"Okay, have a good day, sir" *click*

The next call...a guy with a voice box....

[1/2LuNaTiC]

ROFLMFAO!!!

People can be so ignorant sometimes.

[nonstop]

Doc don't be a hater. If Bush has lied to them this much why would they trust you?

[Dr.Feelgood]

These calls were on the same day I got canned

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"okay, I need you to go ahead and hit the power button on the printer"

I hear a flesh whacking plastic noise...

"Okay, I punched the power button like you said, what do I do next"

*hits the mute button before rolling on floor*
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"What version of windows do you have?"

"A Dell Dimension 3000"

[-Jeta-]

Sorry to hear you got canned Doc

[ClownMajik]

Its not your fault people are dumbasses. im glad to hear yougot laid off instead of getting fired though. better luck next time mun

[Hoss]

Hey I had an old lady call and ask why her internet was cut off - she said she had been putting money in the slot (cd drive) to keep it on! She wanted her money back...

[Dr.Feelgood]

Thanks for the wellwishes guys. I'll update with some info later on...I also may be playing this weekend.