It lives!!!

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It lives!!!

Postby Sideous Prime » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:56 pm

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Re: It lives!!!

Postby Porkinator » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:27 am

I could have gone all frigging day without having to see that.
I guess Prozac will spend all day on the couch looking at this and playing with his Black Mamba.
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Re: It lives!!!

Postby Duffy » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:09 am

OMG Sid you had to go back to this didn't you must be the nightly dreams you have about being buried in the MOOSEKNUCKLE!!!!!!!!
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Re: It lives!!!

Postby Prozac » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:26 am

(I'm writing this in my Russian accent, so you must think this way as you read this, if you want the proper effect.)

Yessssssssssss! The Black Mamba will tame this gentle giant. Legend has it, that if you kiss the moose knuckle it will turn into Tyra Banks or perhaps Beyonce. Do not be afraid my little pretties. There is plenty of knuckle for everyone.......Yes, you know you want some of this chocolate thunder, Pork.....don't be afraid...go on....give it just a little smooch...
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Re: It lives!!!

Postby ClownMajik » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:11 pm

Old, but a classic. However the original definition of moose nuckle is actually the male's version of camel toe. It's supposed to be when a the seam of your pants tightly seperates your testicles. :salmon:
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Re: It lives!!!

Postby Prozac » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:58 pm

ClownMajik wrote:It's supposed to be when a the seam of your pants tightly seperates your testicles. :salmon:


ROFL :lol:
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Re: It lives!!!

Postby law.of.averages » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:07 pm

I'd hit it. ... Just so I could make millions on the book deal and merchandising.

Get your very own mooseknuckle plush doll. Just $9.95. Made in Tiwan,..by slaves.
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