Well everyone, I'd just like to make an announcement that Sideous Prime has finally taken responsibility for the year and a half hazing and verbal abuse that has led to Prozac becoming Mentally Retarded.
It appears he shows no signs of remorse for his actions which is why he will have to join Nytefyre in the white hot fire of hell for all eternity, being second in command of course. The good Lord gave me a vision of what hell will be like for them. I saw them roasting in a fire of course, but they were also doing something else . . .
They were spoon feeding a thousand Retarded Prozacs moldy apple sauce, that he instantly spat back in their faces. However, Retarded Prozac, being a Saint of God, was allowed to headshot both Sid and Nyte at point blank range, right between the eyes, with his mighty lightning gun, which the Lord himself called "the gun of righteous vindication".
And they respawned, and respawned, and respawned for all eternity! Amen.
Sid comes clean
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Re: Sid comes clean
I really need to get hold of some of those pills you are taking Prozac.
Been a while since I have taken any hallucinogens.
Been a while since I have taken any hallucinogens.
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands
around reloading".--Thomas Jefferson
around reloading".--Thomas Jefferson
Re: Sid comes clean
Lol too funny good one Prozac!!!!
Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity !
Re: Sid comes clean
Couple of things:
1. Pork the pills are called Extacy, and I'll sell them to you for $1.50 a pill. However, I'll have to smuggle them to you by putting them in a condom, shoving that up my ass, and then come to Atlanta and shit the package out on your front doormat. This is the standard delivery method...there is a $25.00 service charge for this type of delivery.
2. Sid you need to PM me Nyte's email address so I can email him this. He gave it to me personally, but I lost it.
3. Duffy, I'm glad you liked it - I know for a fact that I'll see you in heaven! Glory!
4. I'm eating my bowl of M&Ms and buttermilk - as we speak...this is what some Retarded People eat for breakfast.
1. Pork the pills are called Extacy, and I'll sell them to you for $1.50 a pill. However, I'll have to smuggle them to you by putting them in a condom, shoving that up my ass, and then come to Atlanta and shit the package out on your front doormat. This is the standard delivery method...there is a $25.00 service charge for this type of delivery.
2. Sid you need to PM me Nyte's email address so I can email him this. He gave it to me personally, but I lost it.
3. Duffy, I'm glad you liked it - I know for a fact that I'll see you in heaven! Glory!
4. I'm eating my bowl of M&Ms and buttermilk - as we speak...this is what some Retarded People eat for breakfast.
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Re: Sid comes clean
Saint Protard.
The patron saint of retarded people.
The patron saint of retarded people.
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands
around reloading".--Thomas Jefferson
around reloading".--Thomas Jefferson
Re: Sid comes clean
Porkinator wrote:Saint Protard.
The patron saint of retarded people.
Don't fall for Sid's propaganda Pork. You know he works for the Prince of Darkness don't you?
Save yourself from this untoward generation, and these untoward foul demons, Sid and Nyte!
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