Just for Pork

[Duffy]

[Porkinator]

I am always getting kicked around.

[Porkinator]

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks


Q: What's long and hard on a Kentucky football player?
A: First grade

Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Frankfort, Kentucky burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.

A new law recently passed in Eastern Kentucky: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

Q: What do you get when you have 32 Eastern Kentuckians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: Why do folks in Eastern Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.


A tornado passed through Kentucky. It did $10 million worth of improvements.

Q. Why isn't the show CSI in Kentucky?

A. Because Kentuckians have no teeth and all have the same DNA.


How can you tell if a Kentuckian is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q: Why do Kentucky Basketball players rarely go to the pros?

A: They don't like the cut in pay