There's a right way and a wrong way

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There's a right way and a wrong way

Postby Prozac » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:25 am

There's a right way and a wrong way to help your teammate when they are the last man standing. So you know something about the opponent's remaining health or shield.

The right way:

Sid whispers: "Pro she's miniable" (notice he used only 3 words) :!: :wink:


The wrong way:

Pork yells at the top of his lungs: "Ok Prozac, whacha wanna do here, is use either flak primary or your dadgum minigun, that's the only way your gonna kill her, that's the only way. That's whatcha wanna do here in this here situation, is use your flak primary or your minigun. You gotta use your flak primary OR your minigun. That's the only way to kill her. That there's the gospel. Did you hear me Prozac, you gotta use the flak primary or the minigun..................." :salmon:

As I'm thoroughly distracted by Pork by now - Tiggz shoots me in the head with the LG.
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Re: There's a right way and a wrong way

Postby Sideous Prime » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:44 pm

tru dat! +1
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Re: There's a right way and a wrong way

Postby Porkinator » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:46 pm

Prozac wrote:As I'm thoroughly distracted by Pork by now - Tiggz shoots me in the head with the LG.

Distracted by me ....??? Ha You had a snowball's chance in hell anyway so quit using me for an excuse. BTW you need to take the word "Pro " out of you clan name and chenge it to "noobzac " or prehaps even "phailzac" and possibly "Pwnedzac" or the the
situtaion that you were just in "Tiggfodder" would work.
You listen just about as well as my last wife did .
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around reloading".--Thomas Jefferson

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Re: There's a right way and a wrong way

Postby Prozac » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:58 pm

You listen just about as well as my last wife did .


I just got out of bed with your last wife Pork and she listened to me just fine! :lol:
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Re: There's a right way and a wrong way

Postby Porkinator » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:11 pm

Prozac wrote:
You listen just about as well as my last wife did .


I just got out of bed with your last wife Pork and she listened to me just fine! :lol:

Yea she told me you came up short just like in UT .
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Re: There's a right way and a wrong way

Postby Sideous Prime » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:25 pm

Prozac wrote:
You listen just about as well as my last wife did .


I just got out of bed with your last wife Pork and she listened to me just fine! :lol:


OMFG BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!
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Re: There's a right way and a wrong way

Postby Porkinator » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:21 pm

You can have her Pro. I gave up after she topped 400 pounds.
She must be close to 600 now.
God you must be desperate.
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Re: There's a right way and a wrong way

Postby myxxplyxx » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:56 am

roll out the barrel....we'll have a barrel of fun :?
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Re: There's a right way and a wrong way

Postby Sideous Prime » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:49 am

Git in my mooseknuckle!!!
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