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Out of Context

Postby law.of.averages » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:10 am

It is the honest truth... While sitting in the chair-of-pain, today I heard my dentist say

"I want you to gently...touch me babe."
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Porkinator » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:47 am

I hope to hell your dentist is a female.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby law.of.averages » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:19 pm

Pork, if my dentist were female, i'd still be there.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Houdini » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:29 pm

Was your fly undone afterwards I heard that is a bad sign.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby nonstop » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:52 pm

Is he a dentist or Calligula?
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Re: Out of Context

Postby law.of.averages » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:31 am

Ok, now to put the 'context' back in...

The first part (I want you to gently") was indeed said directly to me. However he then got distracted at that point adjusting 1 or 2 of the 74 odd tools sticking out of my mouth and began singing along with the radio...

The song on the radio was ch happened to be playing an old Doors tune Touch Me

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon now, Touch me, babe,
Can't you see that I am not afraid
What was that promise that you made,
Why won't you tell me what she said
What was that promise that she made
Now I'm gonna love you till the heaven stops the rain
I'm gonna love you till the stars fall from the sky
For you and I
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Trinity » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:56 am

Haha. I don't think my dentist sings!
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Porkinator » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:13 am

He ws probably thinking of what he was going to do with all that money he was going to get for tearing up your mouth.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Sideous Prime » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:03 am

you're out of your element poark!!!

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Re: Out of Context

Postby Porkinator » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:10 am

Sideous Prime wrote:you're out of your element poark!!!

:lol:

Well you outta you f*#king mind Sid.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby law.of.averages » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:14 am

Sideous Prime wrote:you're out of your element poark!!!

:lol:


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