Unreal Tournament can improve vision - study

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Unreal Tournament can improve vision - study

Postby Porkinator » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:41 pm

http://www.tgdaily.com/2007/02/07/unive ... n_improve/
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Postby Sideous Prime » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:35 pm

keep playing with your fleshlight pork maybe it will like you back. maybe if you start "shooting first" you can improve your male libido and women will have time to look at you.
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Postby Avaris » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:38 pm

Well I certainly don't agree with this, since I see much worse since I started playing not too long ago. At this point, I need glasses to see stuff that's 5 meters away, which is much shorter than what I used to be able to see.
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Postby ClownMajik » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:08 pm

Playing with your fleshlight too much will make you go blind.
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Postby Houdini » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:52 pm

Clown lol the trouble making avatar!!!!!!!


I believe the study because discerning images at high speeds seems like it is good brain exercise.
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Postby Soulja » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:03 am

I read this as well, but it's important to remember, it wont IMPROVE your vision. Cognitive things maybe, but not your vision. Their study was just assimilation of things.

I don't care what anyone says, staring at a screen for hours a day won't make your vision better lol.
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Postby Ace » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:48 am

If somebody is willing to pay for it, I'm sure it's possible for a study to come back with the results that I'm good looking! Which we all know isn't true.

Who pays for research like this? Better question, what educated person takes on that task when there are bigger problems around? Or did I miss the cure for cancer? Well, I'm going to sleep better tonight knowing that my vision is in good shape.

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Postby nonstop » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:58 am

Ace wrote:If somebody is willing to pay for it, I'm sure it's possible for a study to come back with the results that I'm good looking! Which we all know isn't true.

Who pays for research like this? Better question, what educated person takes on that task when there are bigger problems around? Or did I miss the cure for cancer? Well, I'm going to sleep better tonight knowing that my vision is in good shape.


Better yet who even takes the time to comment on it? :wink:

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Postby nonstop » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:58 am

Sorry, I just realized that was a dispariging remark towards a clan member, please lock this thread. :o

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Postby Ace » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:46 am

nonstop wrote:Better yet who even takes the time to comment on it? :wink:


Dragn pays me to comment on things, otherwise Pork would look silly talking to himself...just like he pays me to be on your team because nobody wants to be!

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Postby Sideous Prime » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:07 pm

that's why he hasn't played in so long ace. he always ends up on the short end of a long stick. :P
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Postby nonstop » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:00 pm

omg I am so dusting off my lg and coming after both of you! :wink:

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Postby pewterdragn » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:01 am

nonstop wrote:omg I am so dusting off my lg and coming after both of you! :wink:


ooooo now i'm scared! :roll:





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Postby Sideous Prime » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:10 am

yeah he hasn't played in so long he'll have your aim dragn! :P
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