Arkansas Razorbacks

[Porkinator]

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the
helicopter in front of the White House, he was
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "Oh, young man, these are not
pigs. You see, I just came back from Arkansas. These
are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one
for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for our
new Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says,
"Excellent Trade Sir, Excellent Trade!"

[law.of.averages]

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the
helicopter in front of the White House, he was
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "Oh, young man, these are not
pigs. You see, I just came back from Arkansas. These
are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one
for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for our
new Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says,
"Excellent Trade Sir, Excellent Trade!"

Hey Nonstop... If Bush can do that well, what do you figure we could get for a Porkinator?

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