Thought of the Week for September 25, 2006

[Sideous Prime]

Scenario: Imagine you have the worst case of diarrhea you've ever had(don't click the back button, I really am going somewhere with this). You've just sat down on the stool and your case of colon blow was amazing. So amazing that it's all over everything(I said don't click the back button!). It's all over the inside of the stool, and you can feel it all over the underside of your butt. You have this incredible sense of relief. You're all relaxed and and you know everything has "run it's course." You're ready to start cleaning up the mess, so you look to your right(or left wherever your toilet paper is) and you see this...............




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What would you do?

thanks to clown for the pic

[tagyourit]

Could always use some extra texture for that first wipe any way.

Reminds me of that Eddie Murphy joke about a Bear and a Rabbit taking a shit in the woods.

[ClownMajik]

Don't you mean a Wookie and an Ewok? lol wullybush.... I'd beat it with the towel rack which would be in arm's reach.

[nonstop]

I'm not interested in this thought because regardless of what anyone says while they sit comfortably and type on their computer, if they really saw that they would continue to shit themselves and run, yes both ways.

[law.of.averages]

They say misery loves company (I'm not sure if company returns the affection, howver) With that in mind, I would immediately run outside and jump into the neighbor's pool

[Porkinator]

Easy
I would take a copy of Penthouse or Golf magazine and beat the
crap out of the spider and continue with cleanup .

[Rall_Ricker]

i would roll the toilet paper to knock it off and step on it its a s easy as that and then throw away the stuff it touched lol

[Houdini]

i would have the spider waeve me a web toliet wipe for my sensitive arse.