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Houdini's bad luck...

Postby Houdini » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:06 pm

Well that black cloud is still following me around. Last weekend I did landscaping for the restaurant I work at and now I am covered head to toe with poison ivy. I even have some on my nuggets from doing the Al Bundy while watching TV.

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Re: Houdini's bad luck...

Postby ClownMajik » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:33 pm

Houdini wrote:I even have some on my nuggets
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Trying to get that raise from your boss in the bushes there hou?? *Russle Russle* Man that totally sucks. That brings new meaning to scratchin mah balls. Tell that black cloud to piss off and crawl up someone else's ass!

LoL I just thought of something. If you eat a rain cloud, do you vomit a rainbow? (see avatar)
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Postby Houdini » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:26 pm

ClownMajik wrote:
Houdini wrote:I even have some on my nuggets
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Trying to get that raise from your boss in the bushes there hou?? *Russle Russle* Man that totally sucks. That brings new meaning to scratchin mah balls. Tell that black cloud to piss off and crawl up someone else's ass!

LoL I just thought of something. If you eat a rain cloud, do you vomit a rainbow? (see avatar)


Seriously that is true and you shit a pot of gold! Well that’s what a leprecon told me anyway.

Good bye whooly bush hello oatmeal/calamine lotion.
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Re: Houdini's bad luck...

Postby ClownMajik » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:28 pm

Houdini wrote:
Good bye whooly bush hello oatmeal/calamine lotion.


hahah this would be your second forced shaving... lol.... Maybe use wax this time?
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Postby Soulja » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:50 pm

Crabs on yo nuts now this...god damn man...im sry bro LOL <333
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Postby nonstop » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:49 pm

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Postby Nytefyre » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:51 pm

be sure to use AFTERSHAVE!!
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Postby Houdini » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:13 am

OOOhhh it is soooo much worse today. I am so freaking itchy. It seemed to have sprung itself from the nuggets to my leg. I went to the gym yesterday but I think if I go today any girl I have ever looked at there is going to be sure I have AIDS. OMG I have AIDS!!!! :x

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Postby Avaris » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:17 am

Houdini wrote:OOOhhh it is soooo much worse today. I am so freaking itchy. It seemed to have sprung itself from the nuggets to my leg. I went to the gym yesterday but I think if I go today any girl I have ever looked at there is going to be sure I have AIDS. OMG I have AIDS!!!! :x

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My friend and I were playing SSMB one day and he just so happened to pick the "Brokeback Falcon" (pink suit) skin. Not only that, but he named himself HIV+ :roll:
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