A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall

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A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall

Postby *Princess* » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:32 am

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."
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Postby Houdini » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:21 pm

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Postby law.of.averages » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:29 am

I either know that guy, or I am that guy... I can't decide
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