pewterdragn wrote:Houdini wrote:law.of.averages wrote:Did you try washing your mouse hand before gaming?
I am going through a hard time here ok.

Did you talk to the dude you ordered it from?
No not after I tried to negotiate the Ti discount. I should shoot him an email about the magic film that built up on the thing but I figured I would just caulk it up to a loss. On the bright side here is a list of alternative uses so it does not go to total waste.
1. Obvious one is a weapon of death. First I would have to sharpen it but the possibility is very strong for decapitation purposes.
2. I could use it to be a gentleman and put it over puddles for the ladies to walk on when it raining.
3. Classy serving tray for fancy drink parties.
4. Would be great to cook French bread pizzas on. (ROM you eat those?)
5. Ping pong anyone?
6. I might need a few more... but I believe I can fly.
7. Chuck Norris

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Sir Winston Churchill, Speech at Harvard University, September 6, 1943