Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now...
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaderso
No nude women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
Why they do it.
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Why they do it.
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around reloading".--Thomas Jefferson
around reloading".--Thomas Jefferson
Re: Why they do it.
no poark.... maybe it's not so bad
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