Chuck Norris Redux

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Chuck Norris Redux

Postby Houdini » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:55 pm

I heard on the radio yesterday that Chuck Norris is so tough he can charge his cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
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Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Postby nonstop » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:51 pm

If you see Chuck crying he will grant you a wish..

If your wish is to die.
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Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Postby [YKI]Inky » Sun May 04, 2008 9:21 am

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Postby Nytefyre » Sun May 04, 2008 6:28 pm

http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
10% Luck, 20% Skill, 15% Consentrated Power of Will,
5% Pleasure, 50% Pain, and 100% Reason to Remember The Name
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Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Postby [YKI]Inky » Fri May 09, 2008 3:05 pm

Hehe that's where I got the one about the boogeyman.
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Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Postby Rall_Ricker » Sat May 10, 2008 1:01 am

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws DOWN!!!
dont let the tiggrrrr get u...or nyte the nipple pincher either
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