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Postby Nytefyre » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:03 am

yar myxx....kongrats and good luck
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Postby Houdini » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:20 am

Hoss wrote:Ok dang it...I'm 42 ... so there Non!
I have 4; Jessie Marie, Anna Maria and Sophia Maria from my first wife. Noah Dale from my current wife...sounds horrible. Pics of my girls are with Amber my wife.

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=11/31501115820.jpg&s=x11

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I love kids...I would adopt you too Rall...but as of yet being a non-physical father....I would most definitely be jailed for beating you... :wink:


damn hoss good for you your wife is beautiful, cute kids too good job man. :twisted:
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Postby Houdini » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:21 am

FATTYLLAMA wrote:18 and 5



you have 5 kids?
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Postby Houdini » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:33 am

31 going to adopt my gf's son when I git hitched to the lady. Hes 5. Other then that no kids to speak of.
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Postby nonstop » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:14 pm

When's the big date Hou?
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Postby Sloth » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:03 pm

wtf.. just found out #2 is on the way! no not exactly planned :P... but not exactly bad news either....although i am a little freaked out at 2 kids in diapers at the same time (they will be 16 mo's apart) due: March 21st

fertility doctors are a bunch of quacks...
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Postby nonstop » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:31 pm

Sloth wrote:wtf.. just found out #2 is on the way! no not exactly planned :P... but not exactly bad news either....although i am a little freaked out at 2 kids in diapers at the same time (they will be 16 mo's apart) due: March 21st

fertility doctors are a bunch of quacks...


Gratz sloth! I had 2 14 mo apart and it's a ride!
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Postby Houdini » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:56 pm

nonstop wrote:When's the big date Hou?


Well technically I need to get divorced first. :shock: Not sure if I told everyone but I went to Vegas 2 years ago and got married. That lasted 3 weeks untl I came to my senses. Next time I am f'd up at a strip club and I see a girl I broke up with because she is nuts there and she has a limo in the parking lot I am not going to get in the limo with her use my cell phone to buy plane tickets and fly to vegas at 5 in the am without telling my family. That was not good. I am seperated long enough now and I filed for divorce on my own last week now I have to pay $400 to end it. AAAAA. I think if my new girl does not run away from me again I will be married next summer.

Sloth congrats man that is good news.
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Postby myxxplyxx » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:04 pm

wow dini...you are a crazy son of a gun... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I could see how that could look like a match made in heaven.... :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

three weeks...wow. it makes a good story though. :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
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Postby Houdini » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:54 pm

myxxplyxx wrote:wow dini...you are a crazy son of a gun... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I could see how that could look like a match made in heaven.... :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

three weeks...wow. it makes a good story though. :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:


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Postby BeerNut » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:27 pm

Houdini wrote:
nonstop wrote:When's the big date Hou?


Well technically I need to get divorced first. :shock: Not sure if I told everyone but I went to Vegas 2 years ago and got married. That lasted 3 weeks untl I came to my senses. Next time I am f'd up at a strip club and I see a girl I broke up with because she is nuts there and she has a limo in the parking lot I am not going to get in the limo with her use my cell phone to buy plane tickets and fly to vegas at 5 in the am without telling my family. That was not good. I am seperated long enough now and I filed for divorce on my own last week now I have to pay $400 to end it. AAAAA. I think if my new girl does not run away from me again I will be married next summer.
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DAMN dini..... :shock: :shock:

And I thought that I was impulsive for getting the family sized box of Honeycombs at the grocery store over the weekend... Holy shit :shock:
Incidentally, I also got married in Vegas... but under drastically different circumstances.

Congrats Sloth! My second child just had her 1-month birthday, and our first is currently 2 1/2. It's a good thing keeping them closer together in age.
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Postby *Princess* » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:57 am

LOL! Great stories. Ok, I guess I'll share mine. Im 32 and have 2 kids. I have a daughter who just turned 12 and a step son (Big_Johns lil boy whos name is Lil' John) who will be 12 in November. No plans of EVER having any more. I thank god for birth control everyday :wink:



If anyone has a desire to have children, I have a 12 year old that'll break your bank account in any given day, stares at herself in the mirror while keeping your phone busy at all times and loves to hog up the puter. Any takers? PM me! :shock:
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Postby nonstop » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:20 pm

BeerNut wrote:Congrats Sloth! My second child just had her 1-month birthday, and our first is currently 2 1/2. It's a good thing keeping them closer together in age.


I used to say that too beer. Your such a noob. :D

Let's see if you're saying that here in 3 years. :wink:
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Postby Ace » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:41 pm

People with kids are funny.

I'm going to swing by the out patient surgery on the way home and get a V just to make sure never get a sense of humor.
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Postby Rall_Ricker » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:37 pm

kids r cool lol i want some when i get older...then the world is really screwed
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