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beer? smarter?

Postby pewterdragn » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:15 pm

Stolen from an old episode of "Cheers"

Cliff wrote:"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Postby Rall_Ricker » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:38 am

lol im sure nyte can tell u that. lol
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Postby Ace » Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:46 am

Seems like the appropriate thread to hang this:

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Postby Soulja » Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:05 pm

Hahaha, that was good.
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