anyone seen this crysis video yet?
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anyone seen this crysis video yet?
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Deadly wrote:Pretty cool, Houdi.
I'm glad that my new machine is coming.
Deadly, as evidenced by your posts here, you're a good people person.
How do I convince Mrs. Law that, though I just assembled a new system a few months ago, I'll soon need to spring $599.00 for a new video card, and aother $150 or so for the power supply it will require?
...I already do all the cooking, and most of the cleaning in addition to my day job...so "taking over" those chores isn't an option...
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law.of.averages wrote:
How do I convince Mrs. Law that, though I just assembled a new system a few months ago, I'll soon need to spring $599.00 for a new video card, and aother $150 or so for the power supply it will require?
...I already do all the cooking, and most of the cleaning in addition to my day job...so "taking over" those chores isn't an option...
You know law... you make it sound like schizophrenia. Mr. and Mrs. Law are the same! Admit it!
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ClownMajik wrote:law.of.averages wrote:
How do I convince Mrs. Law that, though I just assembled a new system a few months ago, I'll soon need to spring $599.00 for a new video card, and aother $150 or so for the power supply it will require?
...I already do all the cooking, and most of the cleaning in addition to my day job...so "taking over" those chores isn't an option...
You know law... you make it sound like schizophrenia. Mr. and Mrs. Law are the same! Admit it!
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law.of.averages wrote:Deadly wrote:Pretty cool, Houdi.
I'm glad that my new machine is coming.
Deadly, as evidenced by your posts here, you're a good people person.
How do I convince Mrs. Law that, though I just assembled a new system a few months ago, I'll soon need to spring $599.00 for a new video card, and aother $150 or so for the power supply it will require?
...I already do all the cooking, and most of the cleaning in addition to my day job...so "taking over" those chores isn't an option...
I have lots of possible answers to how you may broach the subject with Mrs. Law. One is for you to complain bitterly about the mistake you made...in buying a power supply that is inadequite. @#%*! Oh well, it's a realitively affordable fix.
The video card upgrade would, for technical reasons make a great investment in the future of your computing. Upgrading now will forstall the necessity of even more expensive upgrades for several years. The fact that you made a mistake when you built the new machine is simply yet another example of how humans are fallible. She already knows that you're fallible, she'll buy that idea.
Or, you could upgrade your hypnosis skills, and talk "funny" until she has a strange compulsion to give you a.... Use your imagination to fill in the blank.
Or, give her so much sexual ecstacy that she is barely conscious, and then bring up the subject. Almost everyone is more open to persuasion in those moments. And, since you're married, it's both legal, moral and incredibly nonfattening.
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