Do I need a baby "Shrink"?

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Do I need a baby "Shrink"?

Postby Hoss » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:43 pm

Sorry y'all - I thought I would run this by you and see what you think. For those with a weak stomach, please hit your back button NOW.

Our son Noah will be a year old in January. I've never had a boy before, only 3 girls. When this boy poops his diapers - he reeeeeeallly poops his diapers. He holds it until the amount he releases surpasses the amount his diaper will hold. You get the picture?
Well, recently he found a new friend between his legs. He likes to stretch his friend like taffy to a seemingly dangerous degree. He is fast on the draw as well. I can't change his diaper fast enough before he has found his friend and begins stretching him with wild abandon.
Well, Amber got up late the other day and needed to leave in a hurry. I told her I would go get Noah changed and dressed. I sleepily went to Noah's room and found him with poop all over the bed and himself. This was not so shocking, as this has happened many times before. What froze my every muscle and rendered me speechless was the fact he was tasting his poop with one hand and stretching his friend with the other.

Questions abounded!
How did he get his diaper off?
Did the poop taste good to him?
Does this mean my son has extraordinary coordination?
Did Amber set me up?
Do we need a baby Shrink?

Those with sons...pls help!
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Postby myxxplyxx » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:57 pm

lol....3 girls here too...no boys...where's non...he's got a herd of little testes running around :)
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Postby Naix » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:25 pm

lol
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Postby nonstop » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:58 pm

Hoss, I would say with 3 boys that you are dealing with a very advanced young man there. Coordination, learning what part of his body is the most fun, yup, it's all there.
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Re: Do I need a baby "Shrink"?

Postby law.of.averages » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:16 pm

Hoss wrote:How did he get his diaper off?

magic

Hoss wrote:Did the poop taste good to him?

just like chicken

Hoss wrote:Does this mean my son has extraordinary coordination?

not necessarily

Hoss wrote:Did Amber set me up?

Undoubtedly

Hoss wrote:Do we need a baby Shrink?

Doubtful

Hoss I wouldn't worry too much. Though my daughter Julie would cringe to hear me tell it, there were times when we entered her bedroom to be greeted by a 'shit eating grin' ... It's when they start fingerpainting the walls that you gotta worry
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Postby Avaris » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:25 pm

Good god, the contraceptive industry could use these posts to, erm, well encourage sales. :shock:
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Postby Houdini » Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:00 am

Young Picasso. Just dont let those bastard Dr's put him on Ritalin.
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Postby BeerNut » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:05 pm

Don't worry about him playing with his junk Hoss... That is a stage that definitely goes away...











...About the time he turns 50
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Postby nonstop » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:50 pm

BeerNut wrote:Don't worry about him playing with his junk Hoss... That is a stage that definitely goes away...











...About the time he turns 50


I totally agree with beer...










50? Lol... kids and their opinions....
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Postby pewterdragn » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:15 pm

nonstop wrote:I totally agree with beer...


Now who can argue with that? :)
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Postby nonstop » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:09 pm

pewterdragn wrote:
nonstop wrote:I totally agree with beer...


Now who can argue with that? :)


Wow, I'm smarter than I thought. 8)
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