A Dr. Suess Story...everybody join in..

[law.of.averages]

Houdini, give us some whit
We don't give a sh**
If it's short or it's grand
Tell us where you stand
Would you take snakes
Or just get the shakes

[Houdini]

Houdini, give us some whit
We don't give a sh**
If it's short or it's grand
Tell us where you stand
Would you take snakes
Or just get the shakes

Apparently houdini does not know how to rhyme
or could it be he didn't have the time
His rhyme made him look a lot like a hack
instead of playing along
he tried to hijack.

I think it's his turn
He had better learn

That his time is up
or else he's a drup!

Ok then battle snakes it muthaf'ing is.

Man it's hard to rhyme with snake if only I was smart as non stop I would have thought of a word like rake.
Dragon good to see you take a break from your full schedule to come and talk about snakes.
Now the next time anyone will here from you
will be Snakes on a Plane part II.
Law loves to rhyme if it was not snakes it would be muthaf'ing coconut time.
No law I would not take the snakes and no they do not give me the shakes.
I would though give the snakes a mouse.
You know who really likes snakes? Kelly muthaf'ing Whorehouse.

[Houdini]

I was just reading the News of the Weird for this week and look what I found:

Least Competent Animals
(1) "Houdini," the 12-foot-long Burmese python in Ketchum, Idaho, that accidentally swallowed a large electric blanket in July (and electrical cord, after pulling it from the wall) (Veterinary surgeons managed to remove the whole thing, leaving Houdini in good condition.

ironic.

[Nytefyre]

MFin snakes on an MFing plane....
whoever thought of that was obviously insane....
why would they ever need to fly by air?
its as if the writers just didnt care...
i'd have figured they go by truck....
but then we wount hear the pilot go 'WHAT THE F***?!?'
i suppose the novelty of the movie succeeded...
at the cost of our intelligence being impeeded...
rabid gophers on a golf cart is next to show...
WTH, i guess ill go!