A Dr. Suess Story...everybody join in..

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A Dr. Suess Story...everybody join in..

Postby law.of.averages » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:46 am

I'll start...

Would you take snakes on a plane
Would you take snakes on a train
Do you think that you are sane
Or do you have snakes on the brain

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Re: A Dr. Suess Story...everybody join in..

Postby Houdini » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:51 pm

law.of.averages wrote:I'll start...

Would you take snakes on a plane
Would you take snakes on a train
Do you think that you are sane
Or do you have snakes on the brain


Are there snakes in Spain or do they live mainly on the plane?
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Postby nonstop » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:54 pm

law.of.averages wrote:I'll start...

Would you take snakes on a plane
Would you take snakes on a train
Do you think that you are sane
Or do you have snakes on the brain


I would take a snake,
I would take a rake,
I would take samuel as backup
I think.

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Postby Ace » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:15 pm

Trin does not want to watch Snakes on the Plane
She would rather drink on a Train

Tough sh*t, says Ace I am

Ace will see this movie without a hiatch
So, Trin, get in that kitchen and cook me dinner biatch!

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Postby law.of.averages » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:48 pm

(oh how i wish i could go back to coconuts)

Would you take snakes in a van
Is that in your evil plan
Would you take snakes on a truck
Or would that just push your luck

Would you take snakes on a raft
Or do you think the idea daft
Would you take snakes on a bike
Is that something you might like

Would you take snakes on a bus
That would cause such a fuss
Would you take snakes on a ship
That would be a thrilling trip

Would you take snakes on a boat
Would you keep snakes in your coat
Would you take snakes in a car
Do you think that you'd get far
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Postby Naix » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:45 pm

The world must be circling the drain,
If theres motherf***ing snakes on a motherf***ing plane.
World War III will be fought using atomic weapons, the war after that will be fought using sticks and stones.

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Postby law.of.averages » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:17 pm

(please, help me! make them stop! make them stop!)

Would you take snakes on a jeep
A new one, not some rusted heap
Would you take snakes on a blimp
There's a thought you silly gimp

Would you take snakes on a sled
Would you put snakes in your bed
Would you take snakes on a cart
Or would that idea fall apart
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Postby Rall_Ricker » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:08 am

would u guys like to get a life?

or just rhyme for the rest of ur life?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
dont let the tiggrrrr get u...or nyte the nipple pincher either

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Postby nonstop » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:51 am

So far naix's made me laugh the most...
I think I'll raise a toast..
To say this man has quite a brain...
to work into his rhyme those muthaf'ing snakes
....on a muthaf'ing plane!!! :lol:

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Postby ClownMajik » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:06 am

No I will not eat green spooj and spam.
Would you eat them with a snake?
No I would not eat them with a snake.
Would you eat them on a plane?
No I will not eat them on a plane.
Not with a snake or on a plane.
Not anywhere!

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Postby Houdini » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:44 am

nonstop wrote:So far naix's made me laugh the most...
I think I'll raise a toast..
To say this man has quite a brain...
to work into his rhyme those muthaf'ing snakes
....on a muthaf'ing plane!!! :lol:


Yeah he is a real muthaf'ing snakespere. :shock:
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Postby Hoss » Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:38 pm

Trin does not want to watch Snakes on the Plane
She would rather drink on a Train

Tough sh*t, says Ace I am

Ace will see this movie without a hiatch
So, Trin, get in that kitchen and cook me dinner biatch!


Ace...are you still with us buddy...or has Trin pounded you to puddy?

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Postby nonstop » Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm

Houdini wrote:
nonstop wrote:So far naix's made me laugh the most...
I think I'll raise a toast..
To say this man has quite a brain...
to work into his rhyme those muthaf'ing snakes
....on a muthaf'ing plane!!! :lol:


Yeah he is a real muthaf'ing snakespere. :shock:


Apparently houdini does not know how to rhyme
or could it be he didn't have the time
His rhyme made him look a lot like a hack
instead of playing along
he tried to hijack.

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Postby Naix » Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:02 pm

Perhaps it is time?
For houdini to rhyme?
World War III will be fought using atomic weapons, the war after that will be fought using sticks and stones.

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Postby pewterdragn » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:25 pm

I think it's his turn
He had better learn

That his time is up
or else he's a drup!

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