Sometimes bad vision is a good thing

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Sometimes bad vision is a good thing

Postby law.of.averages » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:55 am

So the law gets out of bed this morning... The Lovely Mrs. Law is off in a far away land working her Averages off, so Law took the 'short-cut' over her side of the bed towards the master bathroom.

On the way past the sinks and into the shower stall, Law looks out the window. Usually, bout the time Law gets up, his 'diagonally across the street' neighbor is standing out in his driveway waiting for the bus to take him...well, wherever the bus goes.

This morning, Instead of standing in front of his parked car, he's standing up close to the house, sort of behind his car. He's in full view from Law's 2nd floor bathroom window, and facing in Law's general direction.

At first Law thought he was wearing a 'fanny pack' ... that is until he reached down and started shaking it...

OMG, and they think Law's tall grass is going to lower property values...
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Postby Nytefyre » Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:56 am

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Postby Houdini » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:51 am

wow if it is shaped like a fanny pack is that very odd. :shock:
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Postby law.of.averages » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:58 am

Houdini wrote:wow if it is shaped like a fanny pack is that very odd. :shock:


Fortunately the law didn't have his glasses on, and was able to remain blissfully ignorant of the gory details.

Law should probably add that our city isn't world famous for it's public transportation system. It's believed that this particular bus caters to a chosen few.
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Postby Houdini » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:55 am

is the bus pink with a purple triangle on it?
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Postby 1/2LuNaTiC » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:06 pm

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Postby nonstop » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:37 pm

fanny pack?
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Postby law.of.averages » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:38 am

nonstop wrote:fanny pack?


Ok, I had to check with state and local authorities before I could reveal this information.

A Fanny Pack is a device used by the state of Florida border agents to identify, and track tourists over the course of their vacations.

Here's one example: http://www.pricehot.com/polfanpac.html

Each of these carries a sophisticated computer chip designed to track position, bank account balance, and amount of sweat on any given tourist.

Tourisim officials, working from a concrete bunker 200 meters below the epcot center can pinpoint tourist spending with a 1 foot-cent accuracy.
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Postby law.of.averages » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:01 am

An update....

I can't tell for sure, because thankfully his back was turned...but it appeared to me he was doing it again today.
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Postby Nytefyre » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:40 pm

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Postby ClownMajik » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:43 pm

law.of.averages wrote:An update....

I can't tell for sure, because thankfully his back was turned...but it appeared to me he was doing it again today.


Doing it may make you go blind... but watching will make your head explode! (and I mean your head with the brain or large empty cavity.)
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Postby Houdini » Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:43 am

ClownMajik wrote:
law.of.averages wrote:An update....

I can't tell for sure, because thankfully his back was turned...but it appeared to me he was doing it again today.


Doing it may make you go blind... but watching will make your head explode! (and I mean your head with the brain or large empty cavity.)


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