Hello… My name is BeerNut and I hate TAM.
And I don’t mean “hate” in the way that I hate mosquito bites or brussel sprouts… I mean “hate” in the way that Hilter hated the jews, or how Paris Hilton hates to keep her sex life private.
While this may not come as a major shock to Ti, I have decided that since so many people, including most of you apparently, actually DO like it… I must be either missing the point of it totally, or completely retarded: Either of which is a STRONG possibility.
So please… Tell me where I am wrong, tell me the where the “fun” of this mod is, tell me why every second that I play this mod shouldn’t be a mental reminder that anal exams aren’t really that bad at all.
1. Since UT99, resource control (weapons, ammo, health, PuP’s) have been critical pieces in the “chess match” that is TDM. Removing ALL of these components fundamentally dumbs the game down to the point where it DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO GO ANYWHERE. Has anyone else figured out why REALLY shitty TDM maps work in TAM?… Because they don’t have to flow at all. Why risk moving around a map and being attacked if you don’t have to? Sit back with your arsenal and wait for someone to pop around a corner. When everyone does this, it translates to boring gameplay.
2. Too fecking defensive. Combine the above with the fact that it is more important to stay alive then it is to frag and you have people spending the entire match “not dying”. This includes such leet tactics as shield jumping onto high platforms and running in circles to prevent camping messages. On another forum, a guy said that the best way to get good at TAM is to unbind your forward key. When everyone is doing this it translates to boring gameplay.
3. And finally… I CAN’T STAND being forced to just watch an online game. When I get fragged, I want to jump right back in and seek swift and brutal retribution… If I wanted to watch an online game get played, I’d download some unrealnorth demos and get a bag of chips. When I sit down to play, I actually WANT to play. All joking aside, I actually feel guilty fragging someone early in a TAM match with that lucky, total bullshit, full load of goo shot that everyone fires…. Knowing that I’ve just sentenced them to complete boredom for the next 5 minutes of their life
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Okay… I feel better. If you took the time to read this, take heart in the fact that you have slightly more of a life than myself… who actually took the time to write it.
