I am too immature for work

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I am too immature for work

Postby Houdini » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:46 pm

Somehow I landed a new job with a chemical company in Albany, NY and part of my job is contacting the vendors and clients to issue price increases and stuff like that. I can hardly call this one without laughing. Check out the website and look at the left column where is asks Why... and let me know your thoughts.

http://www.assmann-usa.com/
Frankie :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :shock: :twisted:

LOL I just noticed this under the testamonial section

"Assmann Solves Dirty Tank Problem..."
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Postby Soulja » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:49 pm

I saw Conical Bottom Tanks, and I seriously thought it said Colonical Bottom Tanks, no joke...
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Postby Rall_Ricker » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:20 pm

it say ass man if u think about it lol.....jk
dont let the tiggrrrr get u...or nyte the nipple pincher either
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Postby Dr.Feelgood » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:03 pm

Rall_Ricker wrote:it say ass man if u think about it lol.....jk


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Postby Soulja » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:09 pm

ROFL...yeah that was deserved! LOL
"Son look at all the people linin' up for plastic, wouldnt you like to see them in the national geographic? Squatting bare assed in the dirt eatin' rice from a bowl, with a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose?"
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Postby Rall_Ricker » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:00 pm

wow doc i guess ur too stupid to get the jk part maybe it is cause ur so retarded :!: :!: :!: :!:

Dr.Feelgood wrote:
Rall_Ricker wrote:it say ass man if u think about it lol.....jk


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i cant get the pic by itself but u guys get the point......well maybe not doc
dont let the tiggrrrr get u...or nyte the nipple pincher either
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Postby ClownMajik » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:10 pm

Dr.Feelgood wrote:
Rall_Ricker wrote:it say ass man if u think about it lol.....jk


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