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Love Dress

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:34 am
by *Princess*
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?



OUCHY! :shock:

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:17 am
by BeerNut
You read Maxim Princess?

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:24 am
by *Princess*
No, I don't. Why was my funny in there?

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:34 pm
by -Jeta-
BeerNut wrote:You read Maxim Princess?


Why am I not suprised that you do beer :)

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:18 pm
by law.of.averages
-Jeta- wrote:
BeerNut wrote:You read Maxim Princess?


Why am I not suprised that you do beer :)


Read? You give him too much credit ;-) <ducking>Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!</ducking>

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:49 pm
by -Jeta-
Law ... you crack me up :)

Your awesome man!

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:41 pm
by BeerNut
My official stance is: "I read it for the articles".

At any rate, yeah.... this was one of their jokes in the most recent issue.