Tribal Instinct

Why is it that

Getting all dressed up in a three piece suit makes me feel nervous, anxious, and out of my wits


Yet stumbling around the house wearing nothing but a bottle of domesetic beer makes me feel sort of like a king, master of my domain?

I like martinis

law.of.averages wrote:Yet stumbling around the house wearing nothing but a bottle of domesetic beer makes me feel sort of like a king, master of my domain?

The horror!

law.of.averages wrote:Why is it that

Getting all dressed up in a three piece suit makes me feel nervous, anxious, and out of my wits

AH CRAP! I just visualized law getting dressed! Thanks for nothing!

It's a guy thing

Maybe it's the type of suit that makes you feel that way, get a flashier, brighter suit with a hat anc cane then maybe you won't feel that way, you'll feel more like a pimp

law.of.averages wrote:Why is it that

Getting all dressed up in a three piece suit makes me feel nervous, anxious, and out of my wits


Yet stumbling around the house wearing nothing but a bottle of domesetic beer makes me feel sort of like a king, master of my domain?

Why Law? Because your afraid of success? Because you have no confidence that you can look good and put on a good show to others? No, because you like beer more than you do trying to impress others. What's to fault there?

Actually on further reflection...I think it's a conspiracy... That formal dress codes were created to make attendees feel out of place. To make people who aren't normally moving in 'certain circles' think they are somehow inferior.

Though... I may have to try the 'pimp outfit' at the upcomming company christmas party...just to test Psycho's theory