Tribal Instinct

Pea and myself were caught cheating on the pub by this expert today:



Just when I think I'm bored with this game, ahhh the wonderful people that you meet playing it makes it all worth while! Please come back an visit our server again Torn.

Ugh. The mature ones always fall back on racial slurs. But anyway, how come my auto-aim doesn't work?

You did a kick-ban, right?

Ace,

Sorry to hear about your bio rifle

I kept trying to goo him in the face with my "auto aim bot", problem is there just isn't enough goo! Osiris is just too damn big of a map to run back to the goo supply. I felt like a friggin worker bee.

Maybe we should create a 'Viagra Mutator' to randomly deposit additional goo ammo throughout any map

Played Torn in some overcrowded maps...hes nothing special . It seems the earlier I play...the more stupid people get.

All this from someone who has retired?

What can I say, taking time off from the game has made me rusty to the point where I need to cheat

Funny thing is when I got ready to get on I saw you and pea soup on one team in the game browser with like 23 pts a piece and the other team with 0 points. I saw that and figured you guys must have had it out for someone.

The server was in the mood last night to super stack the teams, game just happened to put the two of us on the same team. It was 4v3 (Soup and I on the 3 person team) for a while, then two people jumped off so it was 2v3, just as I went to switch teams, the Torn dude joined to even them at 3v3 again.

He made a comment that Red was getting whipped after joining, so I figured he'd be man enough to take it. It wasn't like he jumped in the game being an arse, and Soup and I were ganging up on him. It was so out of hand, I was just screwing around with goop and rockets since I couldn't switch to balance out teams...then out of the blue he posted that.

If anybody had a right to be pissed, theFlaw was on red the entire game. Don't know how many times I'd be fighting him, then Soup would combo him from somewhere above me. Now that's borderline unfair!

Ehh, what can you do? It gave Soup and I a laugh for about 4-5 maps afterwards as we continued to crack jokes about it.

Well if you love soup so much why don't you marry him!!!

What I really mean is get him in the clan!

Now you see why hubble's judgment is needed on the server!!!!!
hubble does not judgerandomly, he only judges those too stupid to judge themselves. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Pewter will some day give me this stone, but for now, I will settle for a pebble. Hubble needs to have the kick option given to him. In return he will giveth to those who are assolick on the Ti server. People who come to our server know of the name hubble, but when an asshole is on the server and hubble does not even have the option to kick the individual, it does seem right to the visitors. They beg me to change maps (which I would not do, even if I had the power, hubble does not abuse power, but uses it for good) but when someone comes onto the server who is ignorant, assholick, uses profanity and or racist language, hubble needs to judge. "Help me, help you" Than hubble will say, "shut up you had me at hello", and than kick the invidual(s) out.




Back to work!!!!!!!!

I currently have the theory that Ti will not improve by way of increasing skill, but will take over the UT community by signing up 80% of all the UT players. I'm not recruiting Pea, it is nice to play against people outside our clan!

Though with that said, it feels very vacant around here lately. Guess everybody is watching more football then me, which I don't know how that is possible....

Hubble, you don't have access for a reason and that reason goes like this:

Hubble: "Hey, baby....you wanna cyber with me?"
Person on Pub: "No"
Hubble: "I'm playin ya...from my sexy hubble bath...you sure?"
Person on Pub: "No, you little perv!"
Hubble: "You are now Banned!"

lol Nice... and true.

Yes I agree with the vacancy too. Could be several things; pwt on vacation for a couple weeks, football/baseball, ut community getting a little long in the teeth, and lots of people preparing for quake4.

no 'net dont help either....