Duke Nukem Forever is Not Bulls--t

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Duke Nukem Forever is Not Bulls--t

Postby Porkinator » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:26 pm

http://pc.ign.com/articles/111/1118251p1.html
The great vaporware saga of Duke Nukem looks to be coming to a close. At PAX this morning, 2K and Gearbox turned gamers loose on the first stage of Duke Nukem Forever. Let me repeat that for the non-believers: Duke Nukem Forever is real and it is an actual playable game. I half-expect to now to see Sasquatch walking down Pike Street in downtown Seattle.

Before getting hands-on time with Duke Nukem Forever, Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford talked to us about how the developer became a part of the Duke saga. After some persuasion, Gearbox was offered the keys to the beleaguered game (it has existed in one form or another for over a decade) and Pitchford jumped at the chance. "To us, it felt like Duke can't die," said Pitchford. The Gearbox boss also related his wife's insistence that he take up Duke's cause and that if he succeeded in making it happen, she'd give him – and this a direct quote – a "Chilean Miner." She would "go down the shaft and stay 'til Christmas."
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Postby myxxplyxx » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:53 pm

I saw that a couple day ago too. Very cool!


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Postby law.of.averages » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:52 pm

I'll believe it when I see it.
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Postby pewterdragn » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:32 pm

don't they just run this same story every few months?
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Postby Duffy » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:10 am

yeah they have been saying this for years and next month will be something new!!!!!
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Postby ClownMajik » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:14 pm

This is a much more interesting gaming article about Jack Tompson. If you don't know him, GET familiar!

http://ps3.gamespy.com/playstation-3/me ... 991p1.html
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Postby Porkinator » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:31 am

According to the news on the web from this morning it will be Feb 1st 2011.
Will have multiplayer (of course) so if the game is not another ut3 we might have another game to play.
Of course Nyte will kick our asses all over the place in this one too.

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Postby Porkinator » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:57 am

Here is a link to the old game shown on youtube.
It was state of the art back then and this brings back many memories..
http://ytinstant.com/#duke%203d
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is Not Bulls--t

Postby Porkinator » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:21 pm

may 31st 2011
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is Not Bulls--t

Postby Prozac » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:37 am

Porkinator wrote:Here is a link to the old game shown on youtube.
It was state of the art back then and this brings back many memories..
http://ytinstant.com/#duke%203d



Pork remembers when the characters in first person shooters were just 1 big fat pixel. :P
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Postby Porkinator » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:00 am

Prozac wrote:
Porkinator wrote:Here is a link to the old game shown on youtube.
It was state of the art back then and this brings back many memories..
http://ytinstant.com/#duke%203d



Pork remembers when the characters in first person shooters were just 1 big fat pixel. :P

The graphics were not what they are today but the gameplay was so much fun.
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Postby Prozac » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:35 am

I'll check it out Porky....are they going to offer a demo?
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Postby Porkinator » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:45 am

Prozac wrote:I'll check it out Porky....are they going to offer a demo?

If you preorder with some companies you get first shot at the demo from whatI have read.
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Postby Prozac » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:43 pm

This game has naked strippers workin' the pole . . . nuff said. :shock:
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever is Not Bulls--t

Postby Porkinator » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:46 am

Duke Nukem Forever will include Dukematch, Team Dukematch, Capture the Babe and Hail to the King.

Scans from an upcoming issue of the Official Xbox Magazine have spilled the beans in regards to what we'll see from the multiplayer portion of Duke Nukem Forever. Although the list of details stem from the Xbox 360 version, most of the features are likely to be found in the PC version as well although we expect to see more than just eight players max in any given match.

According to the article, multiplayer will include Dukematch (deathmatch), Team Dukematch (team deathmatch), Capture the Babe (capture the flag) and Hail to the King (King of the Hill). While the others appear to be standard modes, Capture the Babe offers a unique twist on the classic capture the flag, requiring gamers to steal the "babe" from the other team. Sometimes she doesn't go quietly, forcing the "carrier" to give her a smack to quiet her down
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