I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

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I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby law.of.averages » Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:29 pm

Posted from my new iPad.

Guess my eee is now officially retired.
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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby pewterdragn » Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:59 pm

Excellent choice!






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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby Porkinator » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:43 am

Jobs adds another cult member.
Don't forget to order your Steve Jobs prayer rug (available online for 349.00)
that you must pray with your head poing towards Cupertino chanting the verse "It's magic !! " 6 times per minute.
Also get your Steve Jobs shrine (available online for 999.00) and
Steve Jobs hang over your bed mirror (a mere 1999.00) with a image on Stevie naked embossed on it so you can get the visual effect of having sex with him.
Also get in the habit of wearing black turtle neck sweaters and scream "No flash for you".
and also "You are holding it wrong".
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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby pewterdragn » Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:29 am

Porkinator wrote:Jobs adds another cult member.
Don't forget to order your Steve Jobs prayer rug (available online for 349.00)
that you must pray with your head poing towards Cupertino chanting the verse "It's magic !! " 6 times per minute.
Also get your Steve Jobs shrine (available online for 999.00) and
Steve Jobs hang over your bed mirror (a mere 1999.00) with a image on Stevie naked embossed on it so you can get the visual effect of having sex with him.
Also get in the habit of wearing black turtle neck sweaters and scream "No flash for you".
and also "You are holding it wrong".


aww c'mon - you'd rather have this ridiculous-ness? A pull-out drawer for stickers on the HP Slate? The Apple "magic" is the uncompromising design. This creates critics of the company... some like you. But they stick to what they believe is the best product - the market decides the rest.
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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby law.of.averages » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:26 pm

Sweet, i'm gonna use that product key,

And Gratz Dragon on yours.
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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby Sideous Prime » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:05 pm

windows 7 is a great os, but not for tablets. HP has screwed the pooch there. i wanna see RIM's Playbook. will be interesting to see if it will compete.
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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby law.of.averages » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:26 pm

"Updating iPad software..."
"Verifying updated iPad software..."
"Updating iPad firmware..."

Software Version 4.2.1
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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby pewterdragn » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:41 am

4.2 is way nicer than 3.x. Turns out I use my laptop a lot less...
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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby law.of.averages » Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:44 pm

pewterdragn wrote:4.2 is way nicer than 3.x. Turns out I use my laptop a lot less...


it do have some nice features... moving the rotation lock was a big flub.
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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby pewterdragn » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:29 pm

yes, it makes it work more like the iPhone but was already used to it being different.

maybe gen2 will have an extra switch ;)
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Re: I was possessed by the mind of Steve Jobs!

Postby law.of.averages » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:41 am

pewterdragn wrote:yes, it makes it work more like the iPhone but was already used to it being different.

maybe gen2 will have an extra switch ;)


Simple little thing that could so easily be a user preference except for the headmaster's my way or the highway attitude. I'll be jailbraking mine the day the warranty expires just to get that feature back.
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