Sid comes clean
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:07 am
Well everyone, I'd just like to make an announcement that Sideous Prime has finally taken responsibility for the year and a half hazing and verbal abuse that has led to Prozac becoming Mentally Retarded.
It appears he shows no signs of remorse for his actions which is why he will have to join Nytefyre in the white hot fire of hell for all eternity, being second in command of course. The good Lord gave me a vision of what hell will be like for them. I saw them roasting in a fire of course, but they were also doing something else . . .
They were spoon feeding a thousand Retarded Prozacs moldy apple sauce, that he instantly spat back in their faces. However, Retarded Prozac, being a Saint of God, was allowed to headshot both Sid and Nyte at point blank range, right between the eyes, with his mighty lightning gun, which the Lord himself called "the gun of righteous vindication".
And they respawned, and respawned, and respawned for all eternity! Amen.
It appears he shows no signs of remorse for his actions which is why he will have to join Nytefyre in the white hot fire of hell for all eternity, being second in command of course. The good Lord gave me a vision of what hell will be like for them. I saw them roasting in a fire of course, but they were also doing something else . . .
They were spoon feeding a thousand Retarded Prozacs moldy apple sauce, that he instantly spat back in their faces. However, Retarded Prozac, being a Saint of God, was allowed to headshot both Sid and Nyte at point blank range, right between the eyes, with his mighty lightning gun, which the Lord himself called "the gun of righteous vindication".
And they respawned, and respawned, and respawned for all eternity! Amen.