Man Products - let me go ahead and get this over with

[Prozac]

Hoss: Prozac what kind of tobacco do you chew?
Prozac: Red MAN for regular and Skoal Mint flavor for dip (for the record that's what I actually said)

But in the twisted minds of the -Ti- Cult they heard "Skoal Man flavor" and off they went.

So it's true, a dirty little secret I've been keeping. I'm coming out with a line of man flavored products for all to enjoy. Following is a list of the products:

- Man flavored dip
- Man flavored chaw
- Man flavored cigarettes and cigars
- Man flavored soda
- Man flavored hot pockets - for Pork
- Man flavored hot dogs - for Sug
- Man flavored coffee to go in you UT coffee mugs
- Man flavored pizza
- Man flavored cologne - it'll just be called Man - with the catch phrase: "Man - for those special times when you want your Man all over you"
- Man flavored toothpaste - called Manpaste
- Man flavored assorted chocolates - call Choc-O-Mans
- Man flavored apple juice - simply called Man Juice
- Man flavored smoked nuts - for those times that you just need your man in your mouth

We are working diligently here at Ti to continue to market and expand our product line, so if you have any ideas for new products, please post them in this thread.

"You haven't lived until you've tasted MAN - indulge yourself."

[Porkinator]

Pro forgot to add his favorite Chewing tobacco is "Brokeback Mountain Man Flavor"
because he likes a big wad in his moth. i thinks he prefers to swallow instead of spitting.

[Sideous Prime]

OMFG

[Porkinator]

I don't think Pro just came out of the closet.
I think he strapped on (for some reason I think he likes strap ons)a Saturn V rocket booster launched himself out of the closet.

[myxxplyxx]

Keep your man flavors out of my vodka.

[Prozac]

Thanks to Myxx we have our newest Man product:

- Man flavored Vodka - ManVod - special myxx

[Porkinator]

Pozack's favorite Sandwich
Two hot buns.
A couple of large weiners.
Four meat BALLS.
A big helping of Man-yonnaise.
A large dose of man sauce.
Swallow it whole don't chew.
Followed by a bottle of milk of man-gnesia.

[SugaFree]

Prozac's idea of a man-wich, is him between two naked, burly guys.

[Porkinator]

This is just too easy.

[Prozac]

Man flavored butter - I can't believe it's not Man

Pork this is not too easy. I need you to be part of the team and come of with some great new Man flavored products, either that or you'll be facing termination from the Man Flavored Team.

[Hoss]

No sheep or goat flavors?