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ZOMG BRAND SPANKIN NEW 2008 CHEVY MALIBU!1!!111!!1





Complete with OnStar, XM radio power everything (even the pedals) and remote starter. It's so new that the dealer never had a chance to put a dealership decals on the trunk. Pretty much direct from the factory. Mmmmm chrome....