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Chuck Norris Redux

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:55 pm
by Houdini
I heard on the radio yesterday that Chuck Norris is so tough he can charge his cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.

Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:51 pm
by nonstop
If you see Chuck crying he will grant you a wish..

If your wish is to die.

Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:21 am
by [YKI]Inky
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:28 pm
by Nytefyre

Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:05 pm
by [YKI]Inky
Hehe that's where I got the one about the boogeyman.

Re: Chuck Norris Redux

Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:01 am
by Rall_Ricker
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws DOWN!!!