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Unreal Tournament can improve vision - study
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:41 pm
by Porkinator
http://www.tgdaily.com/2007/02/07/unive ... n_improve/
But it can't improve your sex life.
Sorry Sid and Clown and Ace and Non and Pewter .
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:35 pm
by Sideous Prime
keep playing with your fleshlight pork maybe it will like you back. maybe if you start "shooting first" you can improve your male libido and women will have time to look at you.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:38 pm
by Avaris
Well I certainly don't agree with this, since I see much worse since I started playing not too long ago. At this point, I need glasses to see stuff that's 5 meters away, which is much shorter than what I used to be able to see.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:08 pm
by ClownMajik
Playing with your fleshlight too much will make you go blind.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:52 pm
by Houdini
Clown lol the trouble making avatar!!!!!!!
I believe the study because discerning images at high speeds seems like it is good brain exercise.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:03 am
by Soulja
I read this as well, but it's important to remember, it wont IMPROVE your vision. Cognitive things maybe, but not your vision. Their study was just assimilation of things.
I don't care what anyone says, staring at a screen for hours a day won't make your vision better lol.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:48 am
by Ace
If somebody is willing to pay for it, I'm sure it's possible for a study to come back with the results that I'm good looking! Which we all know isn't true.
Who pays for research like this? Better question, what educated person takes on that task when there are bigger problems around? Or did I miss the cure for cancer? Well, I'm going to sleep better tonight knowing that my vision is in good shape.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:58 am
by nonstop
Ace wrote:If somebody is willing to pay for it, I'm sure it's possible for a study to come back with the results that I'm good looking! Which we all know isn't true.
Who pays for research like this? Better question, what educated person takes on that task when there are bigger problems around? Or did I miss the cure for cancer? Well, I'm going to sleep better tonight knowing that my vision is in good shape.
Better yet who even takes the time to comment on it?
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:58 am
by nonstop
Sorry, I just realized that was a dispariging remark towards a clan member, please lock this thread.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:46 am
by Ace
nonstop wrote:Better yet who even takes the time to comment on it?
Dragn pays me to comment on things, otherwise Pork would look silly talking to himself...just like he pays me to be on your team because nobody wants to be!
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:07 pm
by Sideous Prime
that's why he hasn't played in so long ace. he always ends up on the short end of a long stick.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:00 pm
by nonstop
omg I am so dusting off my lg and coming after both of you!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:01 am
by pewterdragn
nonstop wrote:omg I am so dusting off my lg and coming after both of you!
ooooo now i'm scared!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:10 am
by Sideous Prime
yeah he hasn't played in so long he'll have your aim dragn!