Do I need a baby "Shrink"?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:43 pm
Sorry y'all - I thought I would run this by you and see what you think. For those with a weak stomach, please hit your back button NOW.
Our son Noah will be a year old in January. I've never had a boy before, only 3 girls. When this boy poops his diapers - he reeeeeeallly poops his diapers. He holds it until the amount he releases surpasses the amount his diaper will hold. You get the picture?
Well, recently he found a new friend between his legs. He likes to stretch his friend like taffy to a seemingly dangerous degree. He is fast on the draw as well. I can't change his diaper fast enough before he has found his friend and begins stretching him with wild abandon.
Well, Amber got up late the other day and needed to leave in a hurry. I told her I would go get Noah changed and dressed. I sleepily went to Noah's room and found him with poop all over the bed and himself. This was not so shocking, as this has happened many times before. What froze my every muscle and rendered me speechless was the fact he was tasting his poop with one hand and stretching his friend with the other.
Questions abounded!
How did he get his diaper off?
Did the poop taste good to him?
Does this mean my son has extraordinary coordination?
Did Amber set me up?
Do we need a baby Shrink?
Those with sons...pls help!
Our son Noah will be a year old in January. I've never had a boy before, only 3 girls. When this boy poops his diapers - he reeeeeeallly poops his diapers. He holds it until the amount he releases surpasses the amount his diaper will hold. You get the picture?
Well, recently he found a new friend between his legs. He likes to stretch his friend like taffy to a seemingly dangerous degree. He is fast on the draw as well. I can't change his diaper fast enough before he has found his friend and begins stretching him with wild abandon.
Well, Amber got up late the other day and needed to leave in a hurry. I told her I would go get Noah changed and dressed. I sleepily went to Noah's room and found him with poop all over the bed and himself. This was not so shocking, as this has happened many times before. What froze my every muscle and rendered me speechless was the fact he was tasting his poop with one hand and stretching his friend with the other.
Questions abounded!
How did he get his diaper off?
Did the poop taste good to him?
Does this mean my son has extraordinary coordination?
Did Amber set me up?
Do we need a baby Shrink?
Those with sons...pls help!
