A Dr. Suess Story...everybody join in..

[law.of.averages]

I'll start...

Would you take snakes on a plane
Would you take snakes on a train
Do you think that you are sane
Or do you have snakes on the brain

[Houdini]

I'll start...

Would you take snakes on a plane
Would you take snakes on a train
Do you think that you are sane
Or do you have snakes on the brain

Are there snakes in Spain or do they live mainly on the plane?

[nonstop]

I'll start...

Would you take snakes on a plane
Would you take snakes on a train
Do you think that you are sane
Or do you have snakes on the brain

I would take a snake,
I would take a rake,
I would take samuel as backup
I think.

[Ace]

Trin does not want to watch Snakes on the Plane
She would rather drink on a Train

Tough sh*t, says Ace I am

Ace will see this movie without a hiatch
So, Trin, get in that kitchen and cook me dinner biatch!

[law.of.averages]

(oh how i wish i could go back to coconuts)

Would you take snakes in a van
Is that in your evil plan
Would you take snakes on a truck
Or would that just push your luck

Would you take snakes on a raft
Or do you think the idea daft
Would you take snakes on a bike
Is that something you might like

Would you take snakes on a bus
That would cause such a fuss
Would you take snakes on a ship
That would be a thrilling trip

Would you take snakes on a boat
Would you keep snakes in your coat
Would you take snakes in a car
Do you think that you'd get far

[Naix]

The world must be circling the drain,
If theres motherf***ing snakes on a motherf***ing plane.

[law.of.averages]

(please, help me! make them stop! make them stop!)

Would you take snakes on a jeep
A new one, not some rusted heap
Would you take snakes on a blimp
There's a thought you silly gimp

Would you take snakes on a sled
Would you put snakes in your bed
Would you take snakes on a cart
Or would that idea fall apart

[Rall_Ricker]

would u guys like to get a life?

or just rhyme for the rest of ur life?

[nonstop]

So far naix's made me laugh the most...
I think I'll raise a toast..
To say this man has quite a brain...
to work into his rhyme those muthaf'ing snakes
....on a muthaf'ing plane!!!

[ClownMajik]

No I will not eat green spooj and spam.
Would you eat them with a snake?
No I would not eat them with a snake.
Would you eat them on a plane?
No I will not eat them on a plane.
Not with a snake or on a plane.
Not anywhere!

[Houdini]

So far naix's made me laugh the most...
I think I'll raise a toast..
To say this man has quite a brain...
to work into his rhyme those muthaf'ing snakes
....on a muthaf'ing plane!!!

Yeah he is a real muthaf'ing snakespere.

[Hoss]

Trin does not want to watch Snakes on the Plane
She would rather drink on a Train

Tough sh*t, says Ace I am

Ace will see this movie without a hiatch
So, Trin, get in that kitchen and cook me dinner biatch!

Ace...are you still with us buddy...or has Trin pounded you to puddy?

[nonstop]

So far naix's made me laugh the most...
I think I'll raise a toast..
To say this man has quite a brain...
to work into his rhyme those muthaf'ing snakes
....on a muthaf'ing plane!!!

Yeah he is a real muthaf'ing snakespere.

Apparently houdini does not know how to rhyme
or could it be he didn't have the time
His rhyme made him look a lot like a hack
instead of playing along
he tried to hijack.

[Naix]

Perhaps it is time?
For houdini to rhyme?

[pewterdragn]

I think it's his turn
He had better learn

That his time is up
or else he's a drup!