All the talk about "Mike" on Teamspeak tonite reminded me about the case of premium alcoholic malt beverages in 4 assorted flavors that I purchased from Sam's Club last week.
I thought the packaging offered Too Much Information tho...
"Son look at all the people linin' up for plastic, wouldnt you like to see them in the national geographic? Squatting bare assed in the dirt eatin' rice from a bowl, with a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose?"