A Florida senior citizen, 76, drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'
The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'
'Have a good day, Sir, ' replied the Trooper
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Re: Corvette
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When you post jokes on this forum remember YOU are going to have to be the one to explain them to Prozac on vent.
When you post jokes on this forum remember YOU are going to have to be the one to explain them to Prozac on vent.
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Re: Corvette
Buffy and I have a private Vent account..........that's where she "explains" things to me. Don't be jealous of what Buffy and I have!
PS: Planning a road trip to Naples soon Buffy
PS: Planning a road trip to Naples soon Buffy
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Ummmmm Pro, I'm not in Naples Yosemite is, do you two have something to tell us????
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Thanx for pointing this out.....so you DO want me to come to the correct city? Hmmm. Anything for you Buffy.
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I would not worry about him stalking you Buffy. Pro is lucky to find his way out of his house much less across the state.
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nutzac is more apt to have the gps tell him to 'fuck off' than he is to actually find his destination.
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