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Corvette

Postby Buffy » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:49 pm

A Florida senior citizen, 76, drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.


'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.



Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.



Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'



The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'



'Have a good day, Sir, ' replied the Trooper



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Re: Corvette

Postby Porkinator » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:26 pm

Buffy
When you post jokes on this forum remember YOU are going to have to be the one to explain them to Prozac on vent.
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Re: Corvette

Postby Prozac » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:57 pm

Buffy and I have a private Vent account..........that's where she "explains" things to me. Don't be jealous of what Buffy and I have! :lol: :twisted: :wink:

PS: Planning a road trip to Naples soon Buffy :wink:
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Re: Corvette

Postby Buffy » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:32 pm

Ummmmm Pro, I'm not in Naples Yosemite is, do you two have something to tell us???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Corvette

Postby Prozac » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:02 pm

Thanx for pointing this out.....so you DO want me to come to the correct city? Hmmm. Anything for you Buffy. :lol: :wink:
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Re: Corvette

Postby Buffy » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:07 pm

Make sure you take the corvette. :roll:

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Re: Corvette

Postby Prozac » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:08 pm

Anything for you Buffeeeeeeeeeee :wink:
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Re: Corvette

Postby Duffy » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:48 am

One word Buffy "Stalker"
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Re: Corvette

Postby Prozac » Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:01 am

LOL
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Re: Corvette

Postby Porkinator » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:27 am

I would not worry about him stalking you Buffy. Pro is lucky to find his way out of his house much less across the state.
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Re: Corvette

Postby Sideous Prime » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:42 am

nutzac is more apt to have the gps tell him to 'fuck off' than he is to actually find his destination.
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Re: Corvette

Postby Prozac » Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:30 pm

Screw you guys.........I'm a going home! 8)
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