Chocolate Calculator

[Buffy]

This is kinda silly but, it really works.

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
>
> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
> It takes less than a minute .
> Work this out as you read ..
> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
> This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
>
> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
> have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
>
> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
>
> 3. Add 5
>
> 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
>
> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ...
> If you haven't, add 1758.
>
> 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
>
> You should have a three digit number
>
> The first digit of this was your original number
> (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
>
> The next two numbers are
> YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
> WHILE IT LASTS.