"Me:
So, why is there a prefix "i" in front of your name?
God:
Ugh. Why do I exist?
Me:
Good question. Would you like me to be your psychiatrist for the day?
God:
So what is your answer? It doesn't sound fun to me."
Knock yourselves out: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
