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Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaug

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:27 pm
by LeAke
If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:10 am
by Houdini
My friend told me that there was an alian base on the darkside of the moon and they were mean. They sent Chuck Norris up there on a rocket and he destroyed the whole base with roundhouse kicks.

:x

Re: Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "mans

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:05 am
by nonstop
LeAke wrote:If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.


That's my favorite one.

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:15 am
by LeAke
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:46 am
by Houdini
Where are all these coming from? They are hilarious.

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:25 pm
by law.of.averages
Houdini wrote:Where are all these coming from? They are hilarious.


Ultimately they all come from Chuck Noris

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:39 pm
by nonstop
law.of.averages wrote:
Houdini wrote:Where are all these coming from? They are hilarious.


Ultimately they all come from Chuck Noris


For asking where they came from, Chuck Noris is probably sending a tsunami your way. He started it by roundhouse kicking the ocean.

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:43 am
by pewterdragn
There are several undisputable facts about Chuck Norris here:

http://chucknorrisfacts.com

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:55 pm
by Avaris
The US is not a democracy, it is a chucktatorship :P

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:14 pm
by Houdini
nonstop wrote:
law.of.averages wrote:
Houdini wrote:Where are all these coming from? They are hilarious.


Ultimately they all come from Chuck Noris


For asking where they came from, Chuck Noris is probably sending a tsunami your way. He started it by roundhouse kicking the ocean.


:shock: