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Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaug

Postby LeAke » Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:27 pm

If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
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Postby Houdini » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:10 am

My friend told me that there was an alian base on the darkside of the moon and they were mean. They sent Chuck Norris up there on a rocket and he destroyed the whole base with roundhouse kicks.

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Re: Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "mans

Postby nonstop » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:05 am

LeAke wrote:If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.


That's my favorite one.
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Postby LeAke » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:15 am

It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
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Postby Houdini » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:46 am

Where are all these coming from? They are hilarious.
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Postby law.of.averages » Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:25 pm

Houdini wrote:Where are all these coming from? They are hilarious.


Ultimately they all come from Chuck Noris
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Postby nonstop » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:39 pm

law.of.averages wrote:
Houdini wrote:Where are all these coming from? They are hilarious.


Ultimately they all come from Chuck Noris


For asking where they came from, Chuck Noris is probably sending a tsunami your way. He started it by roundhouse kicking the ocean.
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Postby pewterdragn » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:43 am

There are several undisputable facts about Chuck Norris here:

http://chucknorrisfacts.com
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Postby Avaris » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:55 pm

The US is not a democracy, it is a chucktatorship :P
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Postby Houdini » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:14 pm

nonstop wrote:
law.of.averages wrote:
Houdini wrote:Where are all these coming from? They are hilarious.


Ultimately they all come from Chuck Noris


For asking where they came from, Chuck Noris is probably sending a tsunami your way. He started it by roundhouse kicking the ocean.


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