Postby Avaris » Sun May 08, 2005 10:41 am
A man walks into a bar, and goes up to the bartender. He asks, "Bartender, where's the bathroom, 'cos I need to take a crap, and fast!"
The bartender replies saying he doesn't think there is one, but that the man could check upstairs. THe man goes upstairs, and all he sees is a whole. He says to himself, "Well, it's better than no toilet.."
When he's done, he goes back down, and notices that the bar is now empty, except for the janitor. He asks what happened. The janitor just replies, saying, "Where were you when the shit started flying?"