Tribal Instinct

Found this on line today from the Book of Revelations " and from the depths of hell a giant Lizard shall ascend and to bring forth his goo gun to torment the Pig and the Prozac and to mock them to no end ..."
This seems a little familar so I read on further "..and the Lord shall look down on the Lizard and his cruel ways and smote him with a shitty job at a insurance company talking to dumbasses and curse him with a stepson from hell who laziness and failure to live on his own will curse the lizard for the rest of his days..."

ok now that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Porkinator wrote:Found this on line today from the Book of Revelations " and from the depths of hell a giant Lizard shall ascend and to bring forth his goo gun to torment the Pig and the Prozac and to mock them to no end ..."
This seems a little familar so I read on further "..and the Lord shall look down on the Lizard and his cruel ways and smote him with a shitty job at a insurance company talking to dumbasses and curse him with a stepson from hell who laziness and failure to live on his own will curse the lizard for the rest of his days..."

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Thank you Pig for putting my thoughts into words.

holy fucking shit THAT IS FUNNY!!!! truely funny!!

Fucking Epic Win.