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From the book of Revelations

Postby Porkinator » Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:23 pm

Found this on line today from the Book of Revelations " and from the depths of hell a giant Lizard shall ascend and to bring forth his goo gun to torment the Pig and the Prozac and to mock them to no end ..."
This seems a little familar so I read on further "..and the Lord shall look down on the Lizard and his cruel ways and smote him with a shitty job at a insurance company talking to dumbasses and curse him with a stepson from hell who laziness and failure to live on his own will curse the lizard for the rest of his days..."
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Re: From the book of Revelations

Postby Duffy » Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:59 pm

ok now that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: From the book of Revelations

Postby Prozac » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:00 pm

Porkinator wrote:Found this on line today from the Book of Revelations " and from the depths of hell a giant Lizard shall ascend and to bring forth his goo gun to torment the Pig and the Prozac and to mock them to no end ..."
This seems a little familar so I read on further "..and the Lord shall look down on the Lizard and his cruel ways and smote him with a shitty job at a insurance company talking to dumbasses and curse him with a stepson from hell who laziness and failure to live on his own will curse the lizard for the rest of his days..."


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Re: From the book of Revelations

Postby Sideous Prime » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:48 pm

holy fucking shit THAT IS FUNNY!!!! truely funny!!
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Re: From the book of Revelations

Postby Cloud » Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:35 pm

Fucking Epic Win.
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