Tribal Instinct

HAPPY St. Patrick's DAY!!!

if u go out and party, be safe, and have a good tyme!!

-teh LiZaRd

Nytefyre wrote:HAPPY St. Patrick's DAY!!!

if u go out and party, be safe, and have a good tyme!!

-teh LiZaRd

Be careful (damn drunken heathens) and have a safe Ira errr Saint Patys day.
You know the difference between an IRA suicide bomber and a Al quada one ?
The Al quada one meant to blow himself up.

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.

"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"
"Nothing," he replied, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."




Jimmy-Joe scratches his head, then answers "A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty. "Granted master" retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. Jimmy-Joe was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guiness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?" "You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle" he asks the Genies. "Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them


Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...
Damnit! There goes another one!"

Man this lady that retired a few years back still brings in Corned Beef, Cabbage, Ham and Mac and Cheese and holy hell I ate a lot of it.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!