Seasons Greetings

[Porkinator]

For My Democratic Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

For My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!

[Naix]

Suprised there is no politics forum on here

[law.of.averages]

Merry F'n Christmas to you Pork...You and all your little saussages


Happy New Year as well

[Houdini]

merry christmas Pork Sir. May ROM continue to make Canadian Bacon out of you in the year yet to come.

[Avaris]

Yes Pork, you are truly as red-blooded, conservative, and business-minded as any real american should be. And as we all know, Christmas now begins 12 days early, so that everyone can get their shopping done, and embrace the ideal of capitalism wholly, so that we may drown out the birth of the Christian savior with the frenzied spending of fortunes, and whatnot.

And a Merry Christmas to you too

[}EXILED{Delamer]

lmfao .. yeah season greetings guys from us at team-Exiled

[Ace]

Even though we have political differences (Pork),
Even though we have drinking differences (Trin),
Even though we have sexual preference differences (Hubble),
Even though we have language differences (Rall),
Even though we have driving differences (Sid),
Even though we have philosophical differences (Non),
Even though we have #$%@ differences (Jeta),
Even though we have flashing BIOS differences (Nyte...haha I still remember),
Even though we have corner-humping-dead body differences (Pewter)...

I still wish you ALL Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year*!!


Ace

*and in that New Year, may you all become awesome and good looking like me*

[BeerNut]

[myxxplyxx]

happy chanuaka!

happy festivus

[Nytefyre]

whatever....

BAH HUMBUG!!!

-Ebinezer Lizard

[nonstop]

For My Democratic Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

For My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!

Henry Rollins says Seasons Greetings to you too Pork.

http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=24498

[Porkinator]

LOL
Sounds like Henry has a string hanging out of his ass. He must be Nancy' Pilosk'si's twin sister and is pissed becuase he must have had his AOL account turned off for non-payment.

[m00naY]

Merry Christmas Everyone and a Happy Blessed New Year Too All