Collateral Damage, Law is a victim too!

[law.of.averages]

So about 4:30 AM, I get up and sleepily wander into the bathroom...

About 4:31 AM, From the open window, I hear a car alarm go off around the corner. I clamber over to look out, and I see two kids split up. One ducked between houses, and disappeared. The other, a white guy in shorts and a dark hat...starts casually strolling down the street. I yelled 'Hey you!' out the window, and he beat feet out of there.

So now it's 4:32 AM, and LAW IS WIDE AWAKE.

WTF is wrong with these criminals. Can't they do their criminalizing during the day?

[nonstop]

So about 4:30 AM, I get up and sleepily wander into the bathroom...

About 4:31 AM, From the open window, I hear a car alarm go off around the corner. I clamber over to look out, and I see two kids split up. One ducked between houses, and disappeared. The other, a white guy in shorts and a dark hat...starts casually strolling down the street. I yelled 'Hey you!' out the window, and he beat feet out of there.

So now it's 4:32 AM, and LAW IS WIDE AWAKE.

WTF is wrong with these criminals. Can't they do their criminalizing during the day?

Did one happen to be pointing in the other direction near a house with a fanny pack?

[law.of.averages]

He did run through pee-pee man's yard. Maybe they can dna-test the soles of his shoes and cross analyze.

Now THAT would be a story for CourtTV,

and a last lament... why does this kind of thing happen when I'm in the bathroom?